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Open Letter to Charles Djou

Private Bruno

Dear Charles Djou,

Thank you for casting your very first vote in Congress in favor of gays serving openly in the military. I just can't wait to serve "openly." I always knew you were my kind of guy!!

http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/20100528/NEWS21/5280381/House+...

Serving openly will be so good for my morale. I can't wait to get down into the foxhole with my unit and unload my big gun and just be myself, helping fellow soldiers to get in touch with their feminine sides.

Thank goodness you ran as a "conservative" and fooled all those Hawaii Republicans into supporting you. You joined with all those Democrats and were practically the ONLY Republican to vote in favor of ending "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Good luck getting re-elected in November. If you ever want fashion tips, maybe I could be your consultant. I would love to serve under you, or over you, or even beside you . . . in the military or elsewhere.

Here's to serving openly and the effect it will have on my fellow soldiers . . .

XXX000 always,

Private Bruno